Personal Information |
| Religion |
Protestant |
Eye Colour |
Green |
| Drinking |
Light / Social Drinker |
Hair Colour |
Brown |
| Smoking |
Non-Smoker |
Build |
Average |
| Height |
5'7''-5'11'' (170-180cm) |
Education |
Bachelors Degree |
| Occupation |
Government |
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Interests |
Museums / Galleries, Music - Alternative, Music - Classical / Opera, Nightclubs / Clubs, Music - Blues/Jazz, Music - World, Literature / History, Religion, Shopping, Water Sports, Theatre / Ballet, Travel / Sightseeing, Movies / Cinema, Food and Wine |
Ideal Partner: |
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Female
between the ages of 38 and 48
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Apologies to Poppy, i must have been too forward because she's not talking to me now, pity she has a fantastic smile. I think this is the 3rd time i've changed my profile and its getting a bit like keeping a diary, jings! Now, what type of a relationship am i looking for, well one where I'm not likely to get into trouble for being honest; but the problem with this site is...being honest means you admit what you've joined it for. For example, I have been chatting to a nice girl for the past couple of weeks, but because I'm a man i start the conversation thinking 'it'll be a couple of messages and then we'll meet' but women, i'm sure...are thinking, Oh! he sounds alright...ears are a bit big but i can hang my coat on those...if I can pluck up the courage to meet you...we might get on, how about early 2014!!!
I appreciate that for most this is a huge risk, that's why honesty (oddly enough) is quite important, if I'm a big fat lad I'll say "I'm a big fat lad' and hope there's a woman savvy enough to respond because she likes big fellas; the idea of this site is you meet someone who's not getting anything physical from their relationship...and is seeking someone to share the experience with...to quote a profile i read recently 'i'm not meeting up with you to boil your washing, boil your eggs or iron your cat, i'm in it for a short conversation about the weather and then a good sh*g.
Anyway, i've already got a 'self-ironing' cat... |
| Type of Relationship
Friendship, Short Term Relationship, Romance & Fun, Casual, See how it goes |
More Information |
| General |
| Begin by describing who you are...I don't think I could bear to go through that again...I changed my profile two weeks ago, this is going to sound odd but i had my hair cut again this week...it sounds like OCD but i was a soldier for a long time and i can't get the polishing shoes, ironing everything and having my hair cut at the back and sides really short, out of my head; i have gotten over the machine guns, grenade throwing and fieldcraft you'll be pleased to know. Once again the magnified mirror made the back of my head look older than the front; although... the woman (because she's not a girl) in the hairdressers i go to is an absolute Darling...really cute...I should tell her and perhaps she'll use a different mirror. on a lighter note, i've just re-subscribed to this site... not because i've been inundated with offers (quite the opposite) but because this is the only forum where I can rant on like a lunatic and no-one will talk to me.. |
| My Appearance |
| I'm getting taller by the day...it's all this bloody rain; i could be more specific but it would involve a stronger expletive and I'm not prepared to jeopardise my sanity for the sake of a cheap gag. From my appearance you'd say i was in my late 70's, but when I went to the doctor the other day, he tested my breathing...and said i had the lungs of a 90 year old...this is all reverse physiology you understand because i am actually in the peak of physical condition 'a startled gazelle' you might say, i'm just feeling worn out because of all the typing i've been doing keeping up with this ruddy profile. hair style body size and number of fingers and toes are all the same as they were 10 minutes ago... I still have all 3 testicles and my eyesight is perfect since I had them done, my eyes that is! My clothing at the moment is quietly gothic, that is...if Goths wore tartan pajama bottoms and the 'BIG SLIPPER'...which i don't suppose they did, i have changed from my usual 'close fitting' kentucky fried chicken uniform...girls... and i'm lounging out for the evening, with my cat...recently ironed! For tips on writing a successful profile, don't bother 'clicking there' its not much use! |
