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FluffyClouds - 14 Feb, 2024 - 04:19PM

Welder06 -

If that is what you're looking for then put it in your profile and amend your wide ranging 21-99 age spec.

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welder06 - 13 Feb, 2024 - 11:16PM

My ideal date is a mature married lady who is looking for a serious discreet relationship with a younger married man

Funguy77 - 09 Feb, 2024 - 11:00AM

@LadyDe

Just play Doctor and nurse lol x

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LadyDe - 09 Feb, 2024 - 10:44AM

@Funguy77

Haha I’ll use those 🙄🤦‍♀️
But funnily enough I am taking some pre valentine fun games too, you know, as you’ve said, if it gets boring or run out of things to say or do 🤣🤣🤣🤣🙄😈 (not)

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Funguy77 - 09 Feb, 2024 - 10:34AM

@LadyDe

Good luck … hopefully he will make you laugh if not try these.

What does the employee at the “sperm donation center” say to clients as they are leaving?
Thank you for coming here!

What does the same employee say to the next client?
Please come again!


Life is like a penis: women can make it hard in an instant.

A worm crawls out of a pile of spaghetti and says: “Damn, that was one hell of a gang bang!”

🙄🙄🙄

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LadyDe - 09 Feb, 2024 - 09:58AM

Hopefully Mr 13th ??!! …. You can all wish me luck 🤞🤞😈🥰
Hopefully next IE incoming 🤭

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FluffyClouds - 08 Feb, 2024 - 11:28PM

So many saying their 'dates' were 'now shows'. I really can't grasp it. Were you talking to a bot?

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Marlen - 08 Feb, 2024 - 10:14PM

First a woman that actually shows up (always a bonus😁)

Then a private jet to CDG and dinner at Jules Verne restaurant in the Eiffel Tower...

This would then be followed by a private launch motoring down the Seine with a large private cabin, with a one way view of the stars.......

Well the question said 'ideal'?

The reality? Anywhere you can spend time focussed on your IE.

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Funguy77 - 01 Feb, 2024 - 10:56AM

A lovely lady who actually turns up would be nice
Someone who is happy to face time before hand

Not asking for much 🤷🏻‍♂️

Enigma.. - 01 Feb, 2024 - 10:23AM

Someone who doesn’t stink of smoke or “fruity” vape.
Isn’t ten to fifteen years older than he said he was!?! When meeting… That I could actually recognise!?!
I could go on on…
Any questions?
I’ll get back to you when I can lol 😂😝💋

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