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giggly hamster - 03 Feb, 2024 - 02:08PM

@funguy,

she's bloody hard work. At this rate I'm going to have to book the room and the flights myself and drag her up there and hand her over to you myself like coogans bluff.

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giggly hamster - 03 Feb, 2024 - 02:05PM

YE gods, Stop procrastinating you russet maned raunch rocket

Just bring the tools of your trade and you'll have his shrubbery and sporran trimmed up like your patio to your liking in no time.

Jjump on the plane and he won't stop till you can't remember your own name.

Nothing will make sense, your hair will be a mess, and he's the one wearing the dress

He'll be spinning you like a propeller while indulging you in lusty highland blether

Funguy77 - 03 Feb, 2024 - 02:02PM

@Ladyde

Omg you sound amazing 🤩 and no I’m a clean shaven guy with hair where it counts but not where it’s not wanted 🥰🫢

LadyDe - 03 Feb, 2024 - 01:32PM

Haha I’m at Heathrow now, let’s not delay, let’s get laid today 🤣🤣🤭

Chest wig will do as long as it doesn’t travel round the back or sack 🤭

OMG I need to stop pmsl ….

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giggly hamster - 03 Feb, 2024 - 01:18PM

@Tentatrice... (A proposito, un bel nome.)

It can't rain all the time.

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giggly hamster - 03 Feb, 2024 - 12:50PM

@LadyDe,

Beardless Shmeardless, he can grow one by the time you meet him, it'sll be massive and bushy like a climbing wall with rose thickets and haggis laden food stops in it.

You can grab his Connery chest hair, swing off his haggis and his bristles will bristle your smoothables.

Don't delay, fly today and feast upon his bekilted frame. Get thee up there Lass...

"I couldn’t agree with you more … wow did I just say that 🤷‍♀️🤭" don't get distracted with pillow talk.. get thee up the highlander's kilt lass.

Funguy77 - 03 Feb, 2024 - 12:36PM

@gigly

Omg in actuality pmsl . It’s a haggis not a claymore and yes definitely two hands required 😜 no beard but I have the chest hair of Sean Connery .

Delicious Chaos - 03 Feb, 2024 - 12:36PM

Lauger
I can relate to this. Was in one for 8 years plus and it was on the whole the best time. Unfortunately now I just seem to go from one disaster to another 😮 but I remain optimistic. Half the battle is being honest on here,!

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LadyDe - 03 Feb, 2024 - 12:27PM

@Giggly Hamster


I couldn’t agree with you more … wow did I just say that 🤷‍♀️🤭🫶🏼

Funguy77 needs to at least leave me a VM.. then I can listen back on cosy nights in 😈
But sadly he’s beardless 🥲 so only 99.5% perfect

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giggly hamster - 03 Feb, 2024 - 12:09PM

" fingers crossed for more and longer 🫶🏼🤞🫶🏼🤞"

I see what you did there.

Personally if I was you I'd go for our Funguy77, after all, I imagine him to be like Liam Neeson's Rob Roy, with Brian Blessed's beard and laugh. He'll meet you in his kilt, and let you marvel at his claymore which you'll need both hands to hold.

Tell 13th to bugger off and go for Funguy 14th. You know you want to, it's only a matter of time, save yourself the angst and jump him right now.

Winner winner, higland fling dinner.

See... I am nothing if not considerate and helpful. Do him De, do him now.

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