The Bell Pepper Code
I was chatting with a friend about how we all should come up with a fun, low-key way to signal to others that we’re... how shall we say, open to meeting someone new in public?
So, what if we start a secret code in the most mundane place of all – THE SUPERMARKET. It’s perfect! No one would ever suspect that your weekly food shop could lead to something a lot more... sizzling. 🛒
Here’s the deal: If you’re at the supermarket, feeling adventurous and maybe not quite as satisfied at home as you should be, you simply put TWO BELL PEPPERS in your trolley/basket BUT the stems have to be facing downward. That’s the key… It’s like a secret handshake, but with veg.
Think about it. You’re casually browsing the aisles, and suddenly you spot someone with the telltale peppers in their basket. Your eyes meet. There’s a knowing glance. An instant connection, all thanks to a couple of peppers.
What do we reckon? Secret meets in Tescos? 😏
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ExoticOrchid - 18 Oct, 2024 - 09:10PM
PE/P99
Looks like some are really getting into it so doubt it'll be 🚮
Pink Eiga - 18 Oct, 2024 - 09:00PM
Put this topic in the same place as the ones about age, boob/penis size.
🗑️🚮🗑️🚮🗑️🚮
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1074595 - 18 Oct, 2024 - 08:55PM
I would say some sort of unisex beacelet or neck-ribbon (riband?) would be the way to do it. It would need to be a certain colour or style but the same for both sexes.
Paula99 - 18 Oct, 2024 - 08:38PM
I think we have gone full circle with this topic 🙄
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WhiteKnight_1966 - 18 Oct, 2024 - 07:04PM
So why Bell Peppers? Perhaps a couple of large melons? Or - in time honoured emoji tradition - a large aubergine? (Or simply a bag of organic quinoa if you're in Waitrose!)
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Normal&Naughty - 18 Oct, 2024 - 05:37PM
Usually I signal my loneliness with a couple bottles of whiskey, a mega bar of chocolate and two.bottles of KY Jelly 🤣
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ExoticOrchid - 18 Oct, 2024 - 07:25AM
BanJack - 11:46PM
So you were wearing a Green top and you had two bell peppers upside down in your trolley? 🤔😉
Ciao1970 - 17 Oct, 2024 - 05:31PM
@Jaaquman
So I stopped and proposed to a lady with a yellow top on in Tesco's today......I don't think her husband standing next to her was too happy tho! 😂🤦
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