The Bell Pepper Code
I was chatting with a friend about how we all should come up with a fun, low-key way to signal to others that we’re... how shall we say, open to meeting someone new in public?
So, what if we start a secret code in the most mundane place of all – THE SUPERMARKET. It’s perfect! No one would ever suspect that your weekly food shop could lead to something a lot more... sizzling. š
Here’s the deal: If you’re at the supermarket, feeling adventurous and maybe not quite as satisfied at home as you should be, you simply put TWO BELL PEPPERS in your trolley/basket BUT the stems have to be facing downward. That’s the key… It’s like a secret handshake, but with veg.
Think about it. You’re casually browsing the aisles, and suddenly you spot someone with the telltale peppers in their basket. Your eyes meet. There’s a knowing glance. An instant connection, all thanks to a couple of peppers.
What do we reckon? Secret meets in Tescos? š
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Paula99 - 16 Oct, 2024 - 06:47PM
HR/HC..
As a company Tesco are like āappleā..theyāre arrogantā¦their treat their staff with contempt ā¦the only people Tesco are concerned about is themselves ā¦fuck all else ..
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1714923 - 16 Oct, 2024 - 06:16PM
Nice idea. Iād keep my eyes down, if I was in a tescos tbh but I am a shopping snob.š,
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Jaaqman - 16 Oct, 2024 - 04:55PM
What about oysters, champagne and chocolate covered strawberries? Too subtle?
Or we could try the traffic light system i.e. wear a green top f you're interested, yellow if you're vaguely interested and red if you're not looking at all?
ExoticOrchid - 16 Oct, 2024 - 03:54PM
The "Cackle" sure have a sense of humour! š¤£š
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1714923 - 16 Oct, 2024 - 01:57PM
@Aaura, Enigmaā¦Enigma, Aaura, thatās too funny.
And I donāt mean the shopping list.š¤£š¤£š¤£
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Aaura1 - 16 Oct, 2024 - 01:45PM
Enigma..
I hope you donāt mind me joining in?
Shopping List Part Two -
One tub of clotted cream (lid side up).
One can of squirty cream (no further comment).
One jar of Nutella (large).
One packet of crunchies (Iāll leave that to your imaginations).
One punnet of strawberries š (think Nutella and strawberries š)
One bag of ice š§.
One box of fruit pastel ice lollies.
Not as obvious as your basket but some people donāt always see what is in front of their own faces šš.
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Paula99 - 16 Oct, 2024 - 01:33PM
Recommended play list for āup the aisle at Tescoā..
I heard it through the grape vineā¦
Yes we have no bananasā¦
Iāve got a lovely bunch of coconutsā¦.
One bad appleā¦
Peach Fuzzā¦
Strawberry Swingā¦
Passion Fruitā¦
Cherry Cherryā¦
Grow a pearā¦
Pineapple crush ā¦
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Aaura1 - 16 Oct, 2024 - 01:28PM
Shaun123987
Iām saving those for āShopping Listā part two lol ššš.
Oopsā¦ spoilers šš.
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