Delicious Chaos

About Me:

Update: you really don’t need to be super handsome to get my attention but there needs to be something about you, whether that’s a cheeky smile, a great sense of humour, sarcasm whatever it might be. I want to be able to look at your photo and think yes, he’s got something I like!

I’m not perfect, I’m not super skinny, I’m curvy and I’m me. I make mistakes, sometimes my choices aren’t the right ones, BUT I know what I am and what I want and would ask anyone who messages to treat me as such. Ghosting and lame excuses are really not an attractive trait.

I’m a very sexual and sensual person who loves to please, but this does not mean it’s just about sex for me, there’s got to be a bit more to my affair than just the four walls.

Genuine males only please. I’m fed up of the game playing BS that goes on here. I repeat, genuines only.

Ideal Partner:

Please do not contact me if you’re just here for a quick wank over the fantasy rather than the reality!

Please DO NOT contact me if you have no intention of having an affair. Please DO not contact me if you are unable to have an affair and please do not contact me if you want a game of let’s see how far I can push this before I ghost her!

I’m allergic to bullshit so unless you feel the need to resuscitate me, please don’t contact me if you really don’t know

A. What the hell you are doing
B. You don’t know what you want
C. You’re a player
D. You just want sexy sexy dingaling chat before a meet
E. You think it’s perfectly fine to ghost after meeting a few times then presenting a lame excuse for the reason
F. You don’t have any time or commitment to have an affair

In other words,
DO NOT contact me unless you are serious about meeting.


I know what I want and I won’t settle for anything less. What I want is an affair where the chemistry is amazing, the sex is great and there is communication in between.

My tick lists must include: good sense of humour, handsome in your own way and be flexible in meeting. No bullshit. :-)

Other Interests:

Dancing, Cooking, Food and Wine

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