Delicious Chaos

About Me:

Update
Currently on sabbatical writing my memoirs. ‘The Mistresses Guide to Surviving Bullshit : One woman’s story on surviving the insane bullshit spouted by men, the good, the bad and downright ugly’.

This really isn’t the place it used to be. Boy meets girl, they connect and embark on a bS free zone of fun, friendship and good sex. These days it’s more of a case of boy meets girl, then another, then another etc, leaving each girl hanging whilst boy inflates his massive ego, professes you’re the one, then boom ghost!!

For those that don’t quite have the full ticket! Whilst I describe myself as curvy, I’m 5ft 6 size 12 with curves in the right places. If you think that’s something you can’t get on with sexually then please please do pass me by!!!

You really don’t need to be super handsome to get my attention but there needs to be something about you, whether that’s a cheeky smile, a great sense of humour, sarcasm whatever it might be. I want to be able to look at your photo and think yes, he’s got something I like!

I’m not perfect, I’m not super skinny, I’m curvy and I’m me. I make mistakes, sometimes my choices aren’t the right ones, BUT I know what I am and what I want and would ask anyone who messages to treat me as such. Ghosting and lame excuses are really not an attractive trait.

I’m a very sexual and sensual person who loves to please, but this does not mean it’s just about sex for me, there’s got to be a bit more to my affair than just the four walls.

Genuine males only please. Upfront and honest please, yes I know the irony but that’s how I roll.

Ideal Partner:

As each day goes by on here I really think it cannot get any worse and then comes along another who really make me gasp and not for the right reasons

Please do not contact me if you’re just here for a quick wank over the fantasy rather than the reality!

Please DO NOT contact me if you have no intention of having an affair. Please DO not contact me if you are unable to have an affair and please do not contact me if you want a game of let’s see how far I can push this before I ghost her!

I’m allergic to bullshit so unless you feel the need to resuscitate me, please copy your bullshit and paste it elsewhere.

A. What the hell you are doing
B. You don’t know what you want
C. You’re a player
D. You just want sexy sexy dingaling chat before a meet
E. You think it’s perfectly fine to ghost after meeting a few times then presenting a lame excuse for the reason
F. You don’t have any time or commitment to have an affair

I know what I want and I won’t settle for anything less. What I want is an affair where the chemistry is amazing, the sex is great and there is communication in between.

My tick lists must include: good sense of humour, handsome in your own way and be flexible in meeting. No bullshit. :-)

Congratulations if you have managed to read this far.

My best advice to every male here is ‘don’t be a dick’. Try it, it really does make a difference

Other Interests:

Dancing, Cooking, Food and Wine

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