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Charmian

49, London

Married, Average body
5'2''-5'6'' (157-169cm)
Looking for: Friendship, Long Term Relationship, Romance & Fun, See how it goes

Caucasian/White, Non-Smoker, Light / Social Drinker

Occupation: Other
Education: Graduate/Masters Degree
Eye Colour: Blue
Hair Colour: Light Brown
Religion: Buddhist

Looking for Male between the ages of 52 and 65

Star Sign: Capricorn
Last Active: Within 3 Hours

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About Me:

Look, I’m not saying I want to run away from my life. I’m just saying that if a dashing, slightly unshaven, unavailable but secretly tender man turned up outside my house on a motorbike, holding a takeaway and murmuring something mysterious like, “You need to see Paris by midnight” - I wouldn’t not get on the bike.

Because, honestly, I cannot do another Tuesday where my biggest thrill is finding a 2-for-1 deal on Greek yogurt. I cannot pretend that “Shall we try a different brand of bin liners?” is a conversation that sets my soul alight. I want danger. Passion. Ideally, an Irishman with strong forearms and a troubled past.

But instead, here I am. My inbox is mostly discount codes. My idea of rebellion is putting the heating on before 6 p.m. My husband’s idea of foreplay is yelling, “Shall we defrost the freezer this weekend?” And don’t get me started on my friend Emma, who insists that meal prep is a valid substitute for excitement. I don’t want to spend my Sunday putting portions of lentil stew into labeled Tupperware, Emma. I want to be flung against a wall by a man who reads poetry but also knows how to hotwire a car.

So, I am officially manifesting a life where something happens. A grand gesture. A dramatic encounter. At the very least, a new pair of knickers that make me feel like I belong in a French film. And if that doesn’t work, I will simply have to fake my own death and start again. Possibly in Venice. With a new name. And a really good hat.