Flipetty

About Me:

PLEASE DONT MESSAGE......(UNLESS YOU HAVE SOMETHING REALLY WORTH READING TO SAY)....HAVE LOST MY IE MOJO AT THE MOMENT.....REALLY CANT BE BOTHERED

Ok pull up a chair......this won’t be an easy ride😂
Let’s list why I’m here for starters....
Boredom....
Escape from dull monotonous reality....
Just to pass the time
I like intelligent funny people to chat to.....not ones that have to try to be but ones that it comes naturally to...
I’m not looking for an affair......because I’ve been there done that and got the t shirt 3 times.....so an old hand and I know the ropes......I just don’t want to be entwined in those ropes at the moment.....too complicated and stressful
So if you don’t get that or understand don’t bother messaging and wasting both our time 🙂
This is taken from the IE about us page.....
‘Whether that's the occasional bit of flirtatious chat, a regular coffee date, or a full-blown affair, that's up to them.’
IE is not all about affairs but a lot seem to think it is....
Don’t say I shouldn’t be here before you have read the about us page in full🙂

So now we have got all that crap out the way and you are still here....

If your looking for some company (and I don’t mean cyber sex company....because if your looking for that run along very swiftly)on here while you search for that ‘perfect’ woman.....because I reckon that’s nigh on impossible for most......and if your funny and like some banter along the way come and say hello.....
Two things tho......if you are under 45 or over 65 we are not likely to get on.....sorry if that sounds brutal but I’m just going by past experience....again I don’t want to waste your time

I have to say there is a rare selection of characters on here.....I’ve been on this site for quite some time so I have encountered the good and the bad 😬

Please don’t be shallow......
Please feel free to insult......gives me something to go on 😉
Please don’t ask me what I’m looking for....you will get slapped down straightaway😛
Please don’t be thick and assume my public pics are me right now.......I’m 55!.....don’t be as daft as you look 😂

Oh and what do I look like?
A lot older fatter frumpier version of what’s on show above.......can’t see that that matters tho......we aren’t getting naked together so you can rest easy 😇

And if your really still here.....please be appealing.....witty.....intelligent.....laid back......else there is really no point!


Oh and if we do seemingly get on chatting....but one day you get bored or just can’t be arsed.....have the decency to say....it’s called manners.....don’t just F off and ignore....that’s rude....I’m a big girl and can take a no thanks 🙂

Ideal Partner:

PLEASE NOTE: VIRTUAL KISSES WILL BE IGNORED
I think they are totally pointless a bit like virtual gifts

Ohh now this is difficult....someone must have a sense of humour....be able to give as good as they get....a sense of sarcasm is a must...and able to laugh at themselves and be pretty thick skinned...and are happy to chat
if you feel the urge to message me....say something witty...that's always a good start!

Other Interests:

Arts / Crafts, Museums / Galleries, Music - Pop / R&B, Music - Rock, Politics, Computers / Internet, Theatre / Ballet, Travel / Sightseeing, Cooking, Food and Wine

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