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Tarquinpimplebottem

56, Oxfordshire

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Married, Average body
5'7''-5'11'' (170-180cm)
Looking for: Friendship, Long Term Relationship, Romance & Fun, See how it goes

Caucasian/White,  Non-Smoker,  Non-Drinker

Occupation:  Other
Education:  Technical training/Diploma
Eye Colour:  Blue
Hair Colour:  Brown
Religion:  Atheist

Looking for Female between the ages of 42 and 72

Star Sign: Scorpio
Last Active: Within 2 Hours

About Me:

Perfectly imperfect.....

So here I am once more ,(huge bonus points if you know that song lyric ) hoping that this time my partner in crime discovers my profile. Also if Kristen Scott Thomas is secretly lurking you've found me !!

I've been here before with no success, I just haven't found the one yet , and I mean just one,I genuinely am looking for one special individual to fill the gaps after many years of a loveless marriage. Stuck in a rut for various reasons, like so many others. Total discretion given and expected, I will always respect you will have commitments, and things don't always go to plan , please come a say hello , I'm a decent guy, always treat people how I would like to be treated, manners cost nothing.

If you've got this far well done!

You might as well say Hi , and if not I wish you well on your IE journey.

For some bizarre reason my location was saying Strathclyde?? I'm most definitely in the south midlands.

Just a little update: If you need/want any of the following please pass me by .

Sugar daddy
A Daddy
A Passport
Money
Tennis partner
Options
Sense of humour

Ideal Partner:

Sense of humour, you'll need it , would love to find someone into their History, travel , food , maybe photography, good conversation over a coffee or tea !!

Would genuinely love to chat to you about anything and everything. Would like to move off of this awful platform ,text ,calls etc ideally before meeting, I will always be a little cautious before handing out numbers etc, and I hope you are too !!
Just someone kind , caring and thoughtful within the realms of secret liaisons.

Other Interests:

Arts / Crafts, Museums / Galleries, Politics, Literature / History, Cricket, Football / Soccer / Rugby, Golf, Computers / Internet, Travel / Sightseeing, Movies / Cinema, Cooking, Food and Wine

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