Summanus

About Me:

Nothing to see here, read on. Damn, I need 70 characters - "Shall I compare thee to a summer's day ... "

Ideal Partner:

Let's get the potential deal breakers out of the way first:

Sorry, no smokers please but I do like somebody to get tipsy with and argue with everything I say!

I’m not especially tall (roughly 5ft 9) and I don’t have a hairy chest. I could draw some on with marker pen or do something clever with velcro, but we both know it wouldn't be the same. You probably shouldn't have any breast thatch either to be honest, though I'm generally open to new experiences.

Pogonophobes too might want to steer clear, though my face furniture is more "designer stubble". I certainly couldn't nest birds in it. What I can promise you is a compote of affection, attention, inappropriate jokes and mostly intelligent conversation topped by a carapace of muscle and stamina.

I don’t have a “type”, I just like the people I like - I genuinely don’t know who that is until I’ve spent a couple of hours chatting to them, ideally in person. So there are no stipulations around height, width, hair colour etc. You just have to look at me in a certain way and be sexy enough in the way you smile, dress and smell to make my groin ache when we’re away from each other and inspire me to dream up new ways of making you happy in bed. If you can teach me to dance and perform basic yoga moves without either of us farting, that would be a bonus.

Regular training and participation in athletics events keeps me fit, but an executive job based loosely in London means I control the diary, and can still find lots of time for you as and when you’re available. Plenty of discreet meetings over brunch, lunch or dinner in quiet country hostels or city hotels are my preference - the occasional trip abroad too if you can get away.

So, if I sound interesting enough to warrant your attention please drop me a line.

PS One or two of you have pointed out that my profile name sounds a bit dodgy because it has the word "anus" in it. All I can say to those of you responsible is - grow up, this isn't Grange Hill! Summanus is the Roman god of nocturnal thunder (pun intended).

Other Interests:

Nature, Music - Country, Music - Alternative, Music - Classical / Opera, Music - Blues/Jazz, Music - Pop / R&B, Music - Rock, Hiking / Camping, Politics, Literature / History, Cycling, Cricket, Football / Soccer / Rugby, Gym / Aerobics, Singing / Playing Instrument, Sailing / Boating, Computers / Internet, Water Sports, Theatre / Ballet, Travel / Sightseeing, Movies / Cinema, Yoga / Meditation, Food and Wine

Gifts Received Recently :