london1947

About Me:

Ok, me in a nutshell. Since retiring from Nasa’s Astronaut Programme I’ve had to return to London and fall back on a supplementary income from underwear modelling for Armani! No one buying that one I presume? Oh well, worth a try I suppose. How about; unemployed, lives with my mum, and spends all day on Fortnite and enjoys socialising once a week with my probation officer (he does let me take my electronic tag off during dates)? Still not doing it for you? Come on! What's not to like? I actually have a great job in West London and I’ve been lucky enough to travel all over the world although I still haven’t worked out what I want to do when I grow up. Bad points: my musical, artistic and culinary talents are very "special": I dance like a handcuffed crab, my singing could empty a large auditorium in seconds and the Biological and Chemical Warfare Centre at Porton Down is showing a lot of interest in my recipe for Chicken Supreme. Good points: No tigers were sedated in the making of this profile, I'm baggage-free (as a result of flying Ryan Air), I love keeping fit, skiing, watching great movies, meditating, enjoying the odd glass of red wine and enjoying life and not obsessing over anything!

Ideal Partner:

All levity aside, it would be great to connect on more than just the physical level. Fun and laughter are important. I’m now recently single so just looking to take advantage of the freedom. It does have the advantage that I can host anytime. I’m definitely not looking to disrupt anyone’s relationship, just hoping for discrete fun.

Other Interests:

Football / Soccer / Rugby

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