Secret Victoria

About Me:

So my name isn't Victoria, but I am a Victoria Secret's model. Please don't tell anyone though, because even Victoria herself doesn't know! Ok, fantasy over - so sorry to spoil it for you guys, but I'm a realist and I would like you to be too.

So much so that I would like the brave out there to be aware of what you might potentially getting yourself into. Here's a list of pros and cons...

Pros: I'm a bad girl.
Cons: I'm bad at everything.

Pros: I can laugh at myself.
Cons: Other people usually beat me to it.

Pros: I love animals.
Cons: Especially bunnies.

Pros: I have high standards.
Cons: Need yours to be lower.

Pros: Able to lower my cholesterol at will.
Cons: I'm not sure what will means.

Pros: Gave up caffeine years ago.
Cons: Replaced it with wine.

Pros: I'm super in shape.
Cons: I'm useless at Geometry.

Pros: Great sense of humour.
Cons: NONE!

Ideal Partner:

Pros: You have a pulse.
Cons: None.

Seriously (for once) guys, I'm not hung up on looks, what you register on the scales, what aftershave you wear, the size of your feet, etc etc. It all starts from the grey matter for me and if it's not there then it ain't going anywhere!

If you are a man (hopefully!) who has trouble expressing himself physically, emotionally or verbally then we most definitely would not be a match.

Oh and underneath the acerbic IE wit, I am a very warm and tactile woman. One who isn't afraid to express herself on any level. Just had to add this bit to my profile as one man messaged me and said I sounded cold. I did ask why he messaged me then! There's nowt so queer as folk as the saying goes!

Please read my profile properly guys and understand it. I don't have time to waste at my age....

If you're not laughing at that then it goes without saying that it's another reason why we wouldn't be a match.

Other Interests:

Nature, Arts / Crafts, Museums / Galleries, Music - Classical / Opera, Music - Blues/Jazz, Music - Latin, Music - Pop / R&B, Music - Rock, Hiking / Camping, Literature / History, Theatre / Ballet, Travel / Sightseeing, Volunteer / Charity, Cooking, Food and Wine

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