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About Me:

Fit, heathy and got reasonable intelligence. I can string and put together sentences and am more gooderer at talking to people than I was before when I had anxiety issues and could not ever find the words.

I haven't soiled my own trousers for weeks now and if I does I always carry spare pants so I don't smell bad.

I've usually have small change in my wallet and have been known to spend some on ice creams. Sometimes for other people even.

I always dress smart, in dead men's suits usually. You can get them in charity shops or from undertakers if you know the right people. Don't worry, I get them dry cleaned if they smell funny.

Everyone wants someone who is discreet. Well I am always separate and distinct so no worries there👍.

I'm really good looking. Only the other day someone lost their dog in the park and I helped them look for it for ages and ages until I was hungry and it went dark. The dog had been run over and was killed, although not instantly which wasn't good😔.

I prefer sci-fi and space laser battles to foreign language films with really fast and small sub titles that you can never read in time before they change and then it's hard to make out what's going on.

I don't want to change anyone, as I stated before I have enough problems with my own pants and don't want to be responsible for changing someone else's either at all.

Ideal Partner:

Ever seen that film the Fly? Well to me an ideal woman is like that I guess. You take all the bits you like and put them in the machine and hey presto out pops your ideal woman.

Intelligent
fantastic humour sense
Good convasachionalist
Great hair
Amazing smile
Beautiful eyes
Stunning skin
Gorgeous lips
Fabulous breasts
Luscious legs
Superb silhouette
Confidence
Humility
Wisdom
Really nice other bits😳
Sexy
Loves kissing
Adores sex

Mostly, I find that a fly nearly always gets in the machine too, which means that list I did up there is not always what the person ends up like. There seems to be quite a lot of fly in the mix😟.

So ideal woman is not too much fly.😬

Other Interests:

Nature, Music - Dance / Electronic, Martial Arts, Dancing, Water Sports, Yoga / Meditation, Cooking, Music - Hip Hop

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