CramBazzle

About Me:

I’ve been married now for two years and twenty,
but of the cold shoulder now I’ve had plenty.
I’m looking now for a special someone.
for frolics and japes and all sorts of fun.

My time is so precious with family ties,
but to keep that unchanged you'll know to be wise.
I need something different because things are stale.
To do nothing now is the only way to fail.

I’m up for a chat and a bit of a flirt,
but the golden rule, no one else gets hurt.
I certainly don’t act it and don’t feel my age.
I’m told I look younger, but you'll have to gauge.

No quickies for me 'cos I want something deeper,
if you're a similar mind you could be a keeper.
Coffee at first and then we'll progress.
Only after we get on can then we undress.

I’ve lived in the smoke but now I’m in Devon.
A beautiful place it really is heaven.
Ideally, you'll be local and live nearby,
so, get in touch we should give it a try.

For the crime I have the means,
well, I'm human, it's the genes.
And of motive I have lots,
for some scheming and some plots.

For meetings clandestine and trysts illicit,
opportunities are there so let's get complicit.
So, if like me you need some distraction,
perhaps we can provide mutual satisfaction.

Ideal Partner:

When thinking of the opposite sex one's thoughts turn to the obvious. But when you've lived a bit you know it's very important to connect. I'm looking for someone with a degree of similar interests to begin with, but chemistry has to kick in at some point.

Definitely locally based as long-distance relationships are a non-starter.

Someone who appreciates that something genuine must come from reciprocal trust.
"Trust", I say, knowing full well this whole site is all about cheating. But I'd imagine you'd only be here after some considerable thought.

Other Interests:

Music - Alternative, Music - Rock, Hiking / Camping, Football / Soccer / Rugby, Athletics, Mountaineering, Travel / Sightseeing, Movies / Cinema

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