Needles and haystacks

About Me:

If you’re window shopping, why not step inside and take a look around?

Let's get to the good stuff...

Important bits first:

Laughing: Crucial
Kissing: Essential!
There are plenty of virtual profiles on here, so I wanted to make mine feel real — and truly me — to help take the guesswork out of things.

So, who am I?

I’m spirited, excitable, quick-witted, and a bit of a challenge (okay, more than a bit!). I’m playful and can surprise you when you least expect it — sometimes even arousing your senses in unexpected ways.

I'm 5'10" (barefoot, you can measure me if you're curious!), toned, slim, and well put together — think cyclist/runner, not rugby player. I have a hairy chest, but other than that, I’m clean-shaven (yes, even my head!).

I’m fit, adventurous, and wish I could turn back the clock 20 years. But hey, age is just a number, right?

Not here to sell myself — that’s not my style. Let's just say, I don’t think you’ll mind being seen with me… unless, of course, your husband is lurking around! 😉

I’ve been happily married… for a long time. Yes, it’s a bit contradictory, but it's true. Content, but not burning with a fiery passion — and no, I don’t plan on changing the status quo.

I’m grounded, tactile, and comfortable in my own skin. I like to keep things unpretentious, and I appreciate quiet confidence over status or achievements. Yours are yours, and mine are mine — but we can definitely enjoy each other’s company without needing to impress.

Ultimately, I’m seeking fun moments and spontaneous grins, not life-altering transformations. I’m not sure if she exists here — on the “Argos for the married” — but maybe you’ll show me what I’m missing. Something a little bit naughty, something that’ll make us both smile for days afterward.

I’m open to a friendly hello, but if I feel a spark, I won’t hesitate to say so. And if you don’t feel the same, no worries — I’ll be kind to myself and move on.

Ideal Partner:

Someone thoughtful, driven, sexy and craving a little attention? (sorry I sound like an ad)



Tall or short - slim or curvaceous but smiling definitely!



You're looking for a fulfilling affair ( I
really mean fulfilling in every sense).

You know how to laugh, you know, that tear inducing laughter.



You would never compromise your family valuing your 'Belle Vie'

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And importantly you appreciate we all have our flaws, perfection isn't achievable.



## Oh and did I mention I was blessed.


Is this for you?


Really!


Honestly!



So come and say Hello

And please, you must kiss like you really mean it.

Other Interests:

Arts / Crafts, Gardening, Hiking / Camping, Politics, Literature / History, Athletics, Mountaineering, Theatre / Ballet, Cooking, Food and Wine

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