Teddie Lasso

About Me:

Hello!

I think I’m a pretty normal kind of person.

I’m a happy person in general. I’d like to meet someone similar. Ideally a gamer nerd or someone into SF&F, but that's more of an easy conversation-starter than a necessity

Looks-wise I'm pretty...ok?. I'm not fat, I'm not thin. I'm pretty! I'm your average 47-yr-old who's a wee bit saggy (size 12-14 and 5 foot 6) but with some effort and a LOT of spanx, can look just grand. My body and face are ordinary. (My brain is wicked though :-).

I work but have some flexibility as I only work 4 days a week. Ah, the perks of being middle aged and far enough up the career ladder to be able to take a 20% salary hit (particularly in this day and age).

I don't want to meet anyone too far away. Aylesbury / Bicester/ Towcester / Buckingham/ east of Oxford / Thame are my areas. For logistical and discretion reasons, those are the hard limits.

My pics are recent and are terrifyingly makeup-free. They also feature me in glasses. I can't think of anything worse than turning up for a date and seeing someone recoil in horror because they've been catfished 😁

Ideal Partner:

I don't reply to copypasted first messages.

Other than that, i'm not going to make a list of “what I want”. It’s a real person. Absolutely no lycra, bikes, sunglasses, fish or being “suited and booted” will feature. Aside from that, I have no preconceptions other than not being of an age to be my dad or my son. I'd prefer no more than a 10 year age gap. (Definitely no-one over 60 or under 35!) Hair? Height? Body type? Skin colour? I don't care. Or rather - those things are not the important things.

Instead I’ll go with what I’m offering: At the very least, a fun hour or two where you won’t regret spending the time. Even if we don’t click, we’ll chew the fat and have a giggle. And just having a date, in this sort of circumstance, is an adventure in itself. The rest of it is the usual boring stuff – yes I’m married, no my husband would not be happy, yes I still love him, no I don’t want to disrupt my own circumstances or anyone else’s.

I am also very attracted to people with beards and an excellent brain. The ability to correctly use semicolons will probably melt me.

Other Interests:

Arts / Crafts, Computers / Internet, Food and Wine

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