SillyLittleSausage

About Me:

Interview transcript with SLS 10-06-24

What brings you here, Silly Little Sausage?

Cock, mostly. But not just any old cock. Well, yes, actually … I do seem to prefer older cock … but it needs to be fun cock, witty cock, and stylish cock too.

How old are we talking? And what’s the deal with that?

Over 55, at least. And no limit beyond that. I just find that older cock seems to really know what it’s doing … and does it very well indeed, thank-you very much. And it kind of makes sense, doesn’t it? People tend to get better at things when they’ve been doing them a while.

So, you’re not into younger chaps then?

Nope. Not yet, thank-you. Maybe when there aren’t any old ones left, I might have no choice … but for the time being, I’ll stick to what works for me.

Ok, so what else? What makes you think you’re pickable on here?

Well, I’m all lovely and respectable on the outside - you really can take me anywhere and I’ll know how to behave with class and dignity. But behind closed doors (or at least a bit of a curtain or something), I’m a total slut. With the right guy, that is.

It seems like you are rather playing up the sex angle somewhat. Is that all you’ve got?

Sex is most definitely important to me. Very important, in fact. Incredibly so, actually. But I’m also pretty smart and need a man who isn’t intimidated by that. Lots seem to be … and it’s such a shame. I don’t mind if they’re not as sharp as me, because many aren’t, and that’s OK, as long as they aren’t dicks about it.

Met many dicks, have you?
A few, sadly, yes. But I’d rather focus on the good ones … and there have been many more of them. I’ve had, and am having, some great times with some truly wonderful men. I’ve been on some real adventures and am keen for more. Just back from a delightful trip with one I met recently.

What!? So, you are seeing multiple men, are you?

Yep. I like variety. I’m certainly not looking to settle down with anyone, so that works well for me.

You do realize that won’t go down well with lots of guys on here, don’t you? They’ll be going apoplectic!

Yes, I know, and that’s fine by me. There are probably plenty of gorgeous women looking for ‘the one’ on here, so those guys can try their luck with them instead. Unless, of course, they’d prefer to waste their time ranting to me about my choices. That’s always entertaining!

Can you tell us a bit more about you?
Sure. I have an intriguing job, I travel extensively, I look great in red, I’m endlessly curious, I could live on oysters alone, I can read really quickly, I find fungus fascinating, I love being naked in the sun, and I refuse to grow up.

Ok, one last question - what’s with the name?
Nothing, I just like it.

Right, now is there anything you’d like to add?

Only that I’m here in the UK until the new year and want to make the most of it. I hope I hear from some fabulous guys and I’m looking forward to having some top notch fun. I don’t have time for dilly-dallying.

Do you feel brave enough to share your password immediately?

Ok, what the hell! It’s cock. Let the scrutiny begin!

Ideal Partner:

A nice, kind, emotionally intelligent one … preferably who travels frequently to the U.S.

Other Interests:

Literature / History, Travel / Sightseeing, Food and Wine

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