Duke of Battenberg

About Me:

"Eat, drink, and be merry." Yup, seems a really good instruction for life. Does need "and have really good sex" adding to it though.

Location, location, location (as Kirstie would say. Mmm, Kirstie). Live in Beds, work in London a few days a week. Hour's travel or so from Beds can work. Daytime meets aren't going to happen in any location though (that pesky work thing gets in the way)

PS: no gifts, no VKs, no I'm not going to try to persuade to complete your profile. Proper profile and proper messages please

Ideal Partner:

Someone who wants to eat, drink, be merry, and have great sex. Simple. Oh, and enjoys desserts / puddings (go on, beat Battenberg. I dare you)

Can't be any kind of smoker though (and for me, vaping and "recreational" count as smoking). A non-autogenerated profile (at least some of it) is a good start too. As is a lack of too much text speak.

Apart from that, I'm fairly relaxed - tall, shortly, athletic, curvy, red head, blonde etc - haven't got strong preferences one way or the other. We'll either fancy each other and want to have loads of fun, and teasing, and exploring. Or we won't.

Mind you, naughty and adventurous under the sheets (and why restrict it the bed, bedroom, or even indoors) would be a good start, and maybe even a taste of kink too?

Other Interests:

Cars / Motorcycles, Hiking / Camping, Cycling, Computers / Internet, Movies / Cinema, Cooking, Food and Wine

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