smartypants12345

About Me:

Update: I’m back in Europe to work but will return in March with the intention of meeting and finding my very special friend. Then back for good in July, Surrey (Woking area during the week) and Hampshire based.
Thank you for messaging and adding me. You’re top of my list for contact.. have to hope you’ve not been snapped up!

So, I’m 190cm tall, medium/athletic build and look younger than my years ( good genes!), professional educator and reasonably smart. Also have degrees in Sarcasm and Oral Sex.

A naughty gentleman I guess.. flirty, tactile but also discreet and respectful. Blue eyes, own hair and teeth. Clean and sterile. A good kisser (so I’ve been told!) I am a writer and a reader and enjoy comedy. I have done stand up twice. I don’t mind you laughing at me, just don’t point at the same time.

Quality over quantity as far as time is concerned. I love the anticipation of a meet with someone I fancy.

Distance DOES matter to me so needs to be South East really. Will be available daytime mostly.

I have been a bit of a globetrotter for the last 10 years S E Asia, China, Europe) but returning to Blighty this summer for good, so looking for a friend now. One is enough if we click.
I’ve done this thing while working abroad so it’s not my first rodeo. I’m pretty good at discretion.

A local, flirty, discreet date is a good start :) We will know fairly quickly if there is a spark ⚡️

Ideal Partner:

Feminine, takes pride in her appearance, understands how simple, basic creatures men are and works it to her advantage. Flirty with naughty in private potential.
Intelligence is sexy, so ability to hold a conversation very important. Looking for a cerebral and physical relationship. I need to get between your ears first :)

Grown up… understands the situation we are both in. Discreet and laid back, but careful and creative. I have a car but it’s helpful if you have your own transport too.
Good kisser essential.

Please write more than just the template. This site is full of fakes and plants, so if you make the effort I’m more likely to respond. Send me a message and I promise to reply when I join. Make me a favourite or send me a virtual anything and I’ll know there’s potential.

Asking a lot but I’m choosy, and you should be too.

Other Interests:

Music - Pop / R&B, Travel / Sightseeing, Movies / Cinema, Food and Wine

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