ScandeLess

About Me:

Hey you!!🤨

Are you..
Like me..
Feeling a little jaded? 🫤

Are you looking for that somebody to make you smile again ?

That somebody to make you feel like the centre of the universe and get those tingly goose bumps ? 🤗

Yes ? 😃 !!!

😠 WELL GET IN THE QUEUE !
🤨 I got here first !

Still here ?? 😳
Ok, I'll continue to ride my luck..

I have been described as Cheeky, Irreverent, well groomed, educated, athletic, adventurous self-deprecating and generally fun to be with.
Granted, only my mother has ever described me as such, but who are you to judge 🧐 !?

As far as my lineage is concerned I'm half African, half Caribbean, 3 quarters West Midlands and one third innumerate ?🤔

I have a job, all my limbs, vision, hearing, both teeth, my own hair, and have nose enhancing constructive surgery pending. I also have a scrabble board, two tennis rackets, a deck of cards and a Nigerian fertility symbol all of which could have your name on if you play your cards right.

Now, if you stuck with this and it made you smile it speaks volumes about you;
1) You must have at least one GCSE
2) You have a warped sense of humour
and
3) You're Desperate !

I think I love you.. 😘

Your patience is to be commended at this point so If your glass is always half full and you number humour, courage, imagination, spontaneity as some of your key qualities.. Please say hello ! 😃

Ideal Partner:

I would be particularly grateful for someone that's still breathing 😃!

Other Interests:

Nature, Arts / Crafts, Museums / Galleries, Cars / Motorcycles, Gardening, Music - Country, Music - Alternative, Music - Classical / Opera, Music - Dance / Electronic, Nightclubs / Clubs, Music - Latin, Music - New Age, Music - Pop / R&B, Music - Rock, Politics, Literature / History, Religion, Boxing / Wrestling, Cricket, Football / Soccer / Rugby, Golf, Shopping, Singing / Playing Instrument, Motor Racing, Athletics, Dancing, Sailing / Boating, Ice / Snow Sports, Tennis / Racket Sports, Volleyball / Basketball, Computers / Internet, Theatre / Ballet, Travel / Sightseeing, Movies / Cinema, Food and Wine, Music - Hip Hop

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