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Blue_Eyed_MAM

54, Dorking

Married, Average body
5'7''-5'11'' (170-180cm)
Looking for: See how it goes

Caucasian/White, Non-Smoker, Light / Social Drinker

Occupation: Financial Services
Education: High/Secondary school
Eye Colour: Blue
Hair Colour: Bald
Religion: Agnostic/None

Looking for Female between the ages of 40 and 59

Star Sign: Aquarius
Last Active: Online Now!!

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About Me:

It's tricky to find words that don't sound cliché on a site like this!

I'm fun and funny and looking for someone similar. I don't take life or myself too seriously. I love banter. I run my own business.

I'm probably a little better than average build (if my fat mates are anything to go by 🤣) , short hair (short as in nature not short as in fashion), 5'9" and blue eyes. I'm better than average looking. I prefer slim to average ladies with a sense of humour. That's kinda non negotiable.

I'm not a Knight in shining armour, I'm not a dom or a sub. What else have I seen here? Oh yeah, not interested in 3somes. Or your husband.

Can I say I'm normal? Is that even a thing here? I'm honest (he says, drowning in the irony of that statement on this site), sincere, genuine. More than a little sarcastic. Self deprecating. Dry.

You're married, bored and looking for one person to have a proper connection with.

An affair. Of heart, mind, laughter. And probably a bit of piss taking.