Grimes

About Me:

To give you an idea about me: In terms of my education, I went to school. And so did my friends......it's just what we done. We didn't have hurty feelings when the bigger boys nicked our football, or teenage stress coz a thousand word essay on life in the Middle Ages was 400 words short, we just went to school and had fun!
And then I left school sometime in the 80's, and the entire staff room let out a collective sigh of relief and a stifled cheer as I walked out of those gates for the final time, the sound of Champagne corks popping becoming ever more distant as I made the slow trek home. Little did they know my sibling was heading there in a few years time and he was a bigger dick than me! Be careful what you wish for, as our old family friend Genie used to say. Actually, his name was Colin. We used to call him Genie coz he said he would grant us a wish if we rubbed him. Well.....it WAS the 70's and we were brought up to believe what the adults said.
And I got Buckaroo! My mate Brian got Ker-Plunk. Marbles and cocktail sticks?? Think I was the winner there...

So fast forward nearly 40 years and here we are. A steady job, family, healthy......and still the undefeated Buckaroo champion of Reading (actually, I broke it a couple of days after getting it and haven't played since, so technically I am still undefeated.)

So what's missing? The usual......a partner with a distinct loss of libido over the past few years means I look elsewhere. I don't judge, I don't expect to be judged. I just enjoy having fun. I like to laugh. I consider myself honest (as in I'm truthful with the people I meet), discreet....very discreet! Just a genuine easy going guy looking for a friend.....a lover....somebody to whom I can confide my deepest darkest secrets (not a priest/confessions type of thing, more like "Do you think I'm weird if I wear this little number at weekends?") THAT'S A JOKE!!! Oh hang on, we don't judge, do we? But it is still a joke.

So if a not very tall guy (5ft 6!), average build, own teeth but a rapidly diminishing hairline sounds appealing (Ha!) then feel free to get in touch. Or if you prefer a quiet night in with a can of Tizer and a game of Ker-Plunk, I may still have a number for Brian I can pass on to you....

Ideal Partner:

Not a case of being lazy, just haven't got around to filling this out, but I WILL complete it at some point. Bit by bit....

Other Interests:

Music - World, Hiking / Camping, Literature / History, Cycling, Cricket, Football / Soccer / Rugby, Golf, Travel / Sightseeing, Movies / Cinema

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