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TheDayToday

51, Baldock

Married, Cuddly body
6'0'' (183cm) or above
Looking for: Friendship, Long Term Relationship, Romance & Fun

Caucasian/White, Non-Smoker, Regular Drinker

Occupation: Hospitality & Tourism
Education: College
Eye Colour: Blue
Hair Colour: Bald
Religion: Agnostic/None

Looking for Female between the ages of 35 and 54

Star Sign: Scorpio
Last Active: Within 3 Hours

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About Me:

I would like to describe myself as ruggedly good looking, with an adonis-like physique and a head of hair that makes Action Man jealous, but damn it I'm none of those things. So in our joint spirit of openness, I'm frankly a bit pudgy, greying, balding, BUT, I don't tend to frighten kids or pets, much. Christ, some misguided fools have even called me handsome, the poor bastards. I'll provide my password if you promise not to laugh or draw a comedy moustache on my pics. I'm fairly tall, if you put any stock in that kind of thing. I find it useful for peering over fences to spot unattended sausages that I can steal.

I am a genuine romantic, I need my cuddles and kisses. I'm even good at those things! Honest! I have a 5 star review on Trust pilot.

Why am I here? (Who said that!?)
Well I've been married for a long time, and we're a good couple who get on, but that sparky thing has gone and I miss that.

Ideal Partner:

Miranda Hart, step forward!

No, I was gutted to learn that she's taken but it's a fair snapshot of what I like in a woman... funny, a wee bit charming, disastrously clumsy. Seriously, I'm weird like that.
I so adore curves on a woman so please be normal, gym bunnies are not for me because they make me feel fat and gulity about that big cake that I just ate all to myself.
I like someone I can hold and cuddle, I've always been so attracted to larger women so wobbly body part worries begone, they're a positive boon in my world, normal and comfortable women absolutely rule.

I've been here before and I so miss it, I miss having a confidante and a partner as well as a lover.
I'd love some really regular contact where we laugh about awful people at work, where we're friends as well as lovers, where we chat about minutiae (but with no requirement to be always there necessarily), and where we really get to know each other and feel a genuine connection.
Someone fairly close by would be good so we can realistically meet up without planning that puts Rommel's Afrika campaign to shame. Daytimes are best, evenings occasionally possible.

I don't randomly pepper accounts, so if you're quite unhinged (but in a kooky, charming way), then go on and say hi. You know you don't want to!