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About Me:

Having read a few of the ladies profiles (after a day of freebie) the AI generated quickie isn’t going to cut it. So, I’ll get straight to the point. It’s Boxing Day 2024, and instead of enjoying lingerie on and off my partner, lets just say I’m buying more and more jumpers from Boden, Celtic Co and Oliver Bonas for Xmas! That’s fine, but I’m after more. Family first, always.. but fun, excitement and frolics a close second. So I’m dipping in for the new year extended time on this site, will let ladies contact me..drop a few messages to ones that intrigue.. here is a little bit more in terms of expectation.

I’m not after a pen pal, while initial communication/messaging is fine - the idea is we meet up, safely and see how things go while the iron is hot!

Oh I’ll do the music/film and walking thing. Yes, yes and yes (both legs work). I’m actually very open minded around arts and likes…but do you care that I listen to Hans Zimmer, Dua Lipa and Dr Dre & Snoop all in the same play list? What you need to know is I’m clearly not loyal (hence on this site!) but always respectful of others time, space and views and expect the same. Simple.

I’m not Ryan Reynolds or Gosling body wise, but I’m also not Romesh Ranganathan! In between, I look after myself - eat and drink well (and often) and am very hygienic (I sound like a cat now..). British born and bred if that’s important..apparently I’ve been told I look a little like Bruno Mars.. let’s move on. I’m an exec that knows what he wants when at work and now wants what he needs out of work..but not ruthless, hopeful there is a way to balance it all. Nearly two decades of marriage and I want the buzz back, whilst keeping all the benefits.

So why not roll the dice, and lets see as I’m doing this once and when this subscription is over - I’m out mic 🎤 Drop.

Ideal Partner:

What am I after. Independent, financially and in time (within reason) clear on why you are doing this and have read (and can see that I write in full sentences so am of the era of mix tapes and actually using a phone to talk). No three letter rubbish that I need to consult Suzy Dent on to work out what is going on! Oh I also don’t get these virtual gifts.. auto delete..

Surrey, W/E Sussex (the furthest - maybe London) will consider (sorry) but fun is not fun if not reachable easily.
I have some time on my hands, but that doesn’t mean I’m just doing this so once or twice a month more than enough. The very intelligent and self sufficient will apply as this should be your desire also. I’m not planning to see loads of women, I’m simple not that organised.


This is now going to sound awful, but someone that is mentally and physically totally relaxed with themselves - attraction is difficult to describe, but ‘enhancements, physical or cosmetic’ isn’t really my thing - au-natural every day of the week (with a little bit of care, I’m not a heathen).

Time and respect of each others is key as is of course discretion. We know why we are here if you are scamming, looking for a sucre papa or just playing around - honestly I wasn’t born yesterday.. oh that brings us to age 35-55 all fine as long care has been taken - hope that makes sense! The number is less important.

So if you have read the whole profile and still have some tingle/intrigue buzz me.

Other Interests:

Arts / Crafts, Cars / Motorcycles, Music - Country, Music - Classical / Opera, Music - Dance / Electronic, Nightclubs / Clubs, Music - Blues/Jazz, Music - Pop / R&B, Music - Rock, Motor Racing, Computers / Internet, Movies / Cinema, Music - Hip Hop

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