FunFling

About Me:

I don't know about you, but the world always seems so damned serious and I'd just enjoy a bit of....now, what's it called....oh, it's on the tip of my tongue....ah! Got it!....FUN.
I'd really love a short term affair, full of laughter, no expectation, lots of kissing and hot, steamy sex.
Simple as that really!
Married, older kids, job.......zzzzzz🥱🥱

Meet for a coffee, let's have a laugh, let me make you feel wanted for an hour or two before we disappear back to the daily grind. I have no expectations and fully expect to achieve nothing on IE, but you have to be in it to win, so to speak.

You'd find me open and honest, intelligent, successful, kind and caring. I love geology, cryptic crosswords, making pasta, keeping hens, walking my mad spaniel, and bricklaying. I'm great at cooking pork, and I could spend hours admiring a beautiful lichen or moss. But we don't have to do that on a date.
Unless you want to, that is! 😍😍

I like using emojis, because I don't want to have to write an essay or War and Peace during an affair. I'm perfectly literate, but I want to relax rather than be scrutinised by the grammar police.

I seek short term relationship because I'm married and I have a busy life and I don't want it over complicated by some mega deep love story. Just something fun, no heavy expectations, full of smiles, and a bit of sexiness.

I'm a simple soul....until it comes to moss!😄

Drop us a line if you wish to parley.

Ideal Partner:

Nice legs, curvy bum, massively kissable lips.
Must be willing to kiss for hours during a date, so a girl who carries her own lip balm would be great.
No-one too up themselves please. And someone who doesn't mind me saying it as it is.

Other Interests:

Arts / Crafts, Gardening, Literature / History, Gym / Aerobics, Dancing, Cooking

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