Beardedwonderboy

About Me:

Hi.
So why am I here? Probably much like many of you, life is missing something.
I’m married but there is no longer any physical connection. This has put a massive strain on all aspects of the relationship.
But, I have a kid and don’t want to change anything.


I’m fairly fit, gym 3-4 times a week but not obsessed. The dad bod is shrinking, slowly!!!
I like a Guinness, that doesn’t help.
On the plus side, I’m an absolute stunner, so that counter acts the belly, right???

My day job is a spy so sneaking around is easy.
I do that freelance so can be flexible, I can do evening meets but with more planning currently, but would need to do mostly daytime meets as I normally do the day job at night!!!!!
Just don’t tell anyone I’m a spy, that can be another one of our little secrets!

I’m sure I’m too tall for most of you, but quite a bit too short as well.
Probably have the wrong colour eyes, too hairy, too broad, and have legs that are too short with the wrong size muscles.
I definitely don’t have the right education, live in the wrong area and wear the wrong clothes. Shoes, don’t even mention the shoes!!!!

Basically looking for a woman to take me out and pay for everything, lavish me in gifts and pay for the finest hotels.
I read this on a lot of female profiles so it must work if you demand it, right?

REMEMBER, I’m an absolute stunner!!!!


If you’re real person and would like to message me please include the code name CHEESEBALLS in your message so I know if it’s worth me replying.
Also please don’t send any virtual gifts, they’re a nonsense.
Thanks.

Ideal Partner:

I want to meet someone who laughs smiles and has a bit of a devilish side that needs coaxing out!

Sexually adventurous but nothing crazy so please don’t be put off.

Someone equally happy having a coffee, or getting down the pub for a pint!

They would need to be able to meet weekdays mostly.

Other Interests:

Music - Pop / R&B, Music - Rock, Boxing / Wrestling, Football / Soccer / Rugby, Golf, Gym / Aerobics, Shopping, Theatre / Ballet, Movies / Cinema, Food and Wine, Music - Hip Hop

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