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DeadMansShoes

48, North Shields

Divorced, Average body
6'0'' (183cm) or above
Looking for: Short Term Relationship, Romance & Fun, See how it goes

Caucasian/White, Non-Smoker, Light / Social Drinker

Occupation: Government
Education: High/Secondary school
Eye Colour: Hazel
Hair Colour: Bald
Religion: Agnostic/None

Looking for Female between the ages of 21 and 99

Star Sign: Scorpio
Last Active: He's waiting for you!

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About Me:

***** TRUSTPILOT *****

"Lovely lad". Edith next door

"I worry more about you than the other two put together. Are you eating properly? Have you got anything in the fridge?" Mam

"Dad man, get out. Stop being a dick" Daughter

"Specky four eyed tw*t" Optician

"Have you paid for that Sir?" Tesco Security

I'm old, poor, blind and bald. I have a 3/10 Dad Bod. Get d*unk, squint and close one eye and I'm Jason Statham. Sober, in daylight I'm like Harry Hill had a baby with Phil Mitchell. FFS

I am respectful and polite and understand that boundaries are in place for a reason. It's as much about the connection and being comfortable as it is anything else. It makes the play so much better...

It's cliche but life really is short. Go out, meet people, have fun.

What's the worst that can happen..?