joffa1338

About Me:

I’m in a strange situation.
My wife now lives in another country a long, long way from here (where she’s from, for family reasons) and we’re going to be spending the next few years apart. I’m still working in the UK and since we’ve been apart for quite a few months now I’m starting to get a bit lonely.
We don’t have kids (but I still have the dog!) and I’d love to spend a bit of time with someone who is looking for the occasional night out and build a friendship (hopefully with benefits!).
My local pub is great, but I don’t want to get into anything with any of the locals. I’ve always loved company, a good laugh & a great night out but as the months roll on I’m also missing companionship & intimacy. So I’m here because I’d like to find someone who’s into a no strings fun time :)
I’m successful & have a great job, a lovely house, a nice car, a fantastic circle of friends & a good social life. I’d also like to think I’m well kept, good company, mature & intelligent - but also with a naughty side that enjoys a good dose of fun! I can also cook & many of my friends would say I like the finer things in life.
So if you’re based somewhere on the north wales coast, bored & looking for an elegant gentleman companion and some fun times, I’d love to hear from you.

Ideal Partner:

I like a girl to be well dressed & presentable - as will I be. My preference has always been for slim, shorter girls though I can’t be too fussy as I’m only 5’7” myself ;)
If I had to state a preference it would be for larger breasts & smaller bums (rather than the other way around) but I’m also a realist & I’m much more interested in your mind & personality than in your body.
The most important thing for me is fun. I always say that we’re here for a good time rather than a long time & since we only get one run around the block in life, we might as well enjoy it!

Other Interests:

Nature, Cars / Motorcycles, Gardening, Billiards / Pool / Darts, Music - Alternative, Music - Classical / Opera, Music - Rock, Hiking / Camping, Politics, Cricket, Football / Soccer / Rugby, Golf, Singing / Playing Instrument, Motor Racing, Sailing / Boating, Ice / Snow Sports, Tennis / Racket Sports, Computers / Internet, Water Sports, Movies / Cinema, Cooking, Food and Wine

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