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Sarkyandsexy

52, Harrogate

Married, Average body
5'2''-5'6'' (157-169cm)
Looking for: Friendship, Long Term Relationship

Caucasian/White, Non-Smoker, Light / Social Drinker

Occupation: Other
Education: Graduate/Masters Degree
Eye Colour: Brown
Hair Colour: Brown
Religion: Agnostic/None

Looking for Male between the ages of 45 and 55

Star Sign: Leo
Last Active: Within 24 Hours

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About Me:

Hi,
I'm in a stale, dull, lifeless marriage and seek a distraction.
I've been here before and know how it works but I need a connection, a meeting of minds. Witty, sarcastic, dark humour exchanges. Laughing and fun!
I'm very sarcastic so anyone who takes offence easily move along!

Ideal Partner:

You will be tall and dominant, confident and able to chat freely. I love a man who talks.
Sarcastic, self deprecating sense of humour. I crave banter and laughter
Also, please don't lead with sex. Talking about sex and fantasies with a man I hardly know is a massive turn off!
Don't worry, if we click we'll get there.

Oh any please for the love of God don't LOL.
I can't abide it.
LOL and you're blocked!