Who wants ordinary anyway?

About Me:

Hi there,
I am petite, but it's not the size of the dog in the fight ..... I have green eyes, brown hair and a big set of.... personalities ( Patricia said that ).

I am intelligent, well educated, smart, quick witted with a gallows sense of humour. I am a kind and thoughtful person but not afraid to stand my ground. So I guess I could make you laugh or cry. If you like ordinary I am not your girl. If you want basic, simple and compliant that is not me, you are better off sticking to girls who do yoga, Instagram their food and have live, laugh, love on their bedroom wall.

I love music of all types and when I am not doing my day job i moonlight as a performer. I love challenges and learning new skills. I love animals and nature and enjoy being outside. I love facts, dinosaur programmes and find farts hilarious.
I enjoy a little bit of romance, feeling closely connected and a damn good railing...if you haven't got round two in you then you better make sure one is enough.

We will have the best time...you will be obsessed with me at first but you will probably end up hating me if you do not have a set of metaphorical coconuts.

Ideal Partner:

I'm looking for a man...elderly, renal failure... no living relatives ....just kidding ( ISH)

I like tall men. Quirky, funny people grab my attention. I am drawn to blue or green eyes. Kindness is attractive. I like a dark sense of humour and someone who is intelligent and hardworking.
I like being made to laugh and someone who isn't scared of affection. Good company and trust makes for a good time elsewhere and I really like a good time elsewhere. I like men who aren't scared of feeling more than a boner and are happy to share both those things with me.

I'm not keen on fickle people who don't know what they want. I'm not into guys who discover the affair world say they want one woman and something real and then behave like a dog with two dicks. Seriously, that type...you need to go home to your mum so she can finish raising you.

I don't like men who can't handle their feelings or men that run away because they realise they are inadequate when they encounter a woman who is a badass so put your big boy pants on.

Other Interests:

Nature, Music - Classical / Opera, Music - Pop / R&B, Music - Rock, Shopping, Singing / Playing Instrument, Travel / Sightseeing, Movies / Cinema, Music - Hip Hop

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