Who wants ordinary anyway?

About Me:

Hi there,
I am petite, but it's not the size of the dog in the fight ..... I have green eyes, brown hair and a big set of.... personalities ( Patricia said that ).

IE has asked if I am intelligent...extremely. I am well educated, smart, quick witted with a gallows sense of humour. I am a kind and thoughtful person but not afraid to stand my ground. So I guess I could make you laugh or cry. I don't have much of a filter and my language is not always ladylike but I do generally behave in public. If you like ordinary I am not your girl.

I love music and when I am not doing my day job i moonlight as a performer. I love animals and nature and enjoy being outside. I love facts, dinosaurs and find farts hilarious.

We will have the best time...but you will probably end up hating me if you do not have a set of metaphorical coconuts.

Ideal Partner:

I'm looking for a man...elderly with renal failure and no living relatives ....just kidding ( ISH)

I like tall men. Quirky, funny people grab my attention. I am drawn to blue or green eyes. Kindness is attractive. I like a dark sense of humour and someone who is intelligent and hardworking.
I like being made to laugh and someone who isn't scared to show affection. Good company and trust makes for a good time elsewhere.

I'm not keen on fickle people who don't know what they want. I don't like men who can't handle their feelings or men that run away because they realise they are inadequate when they encounter a woman who is a badass so put your big boy pants on.

Other Interests:

Nature, Music - Classical / Opera, Music - Pop / R&B, Music - Rock, Shopping, Singing / Playing Instrument, Travel / Sightseeing, Movies / Cinema, Music - Hip Hop

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