Hourglass89

About Me:

Chatterbox with a tedious catalogue of bad puns and silver linings. Generally happy, overly kind to others but still enjoy a good moan where necessary. Happiest when in the company of those with an intelligent, witty mind and bright outlook. Love animals; humans, not so much.

Completely lacking in common sense. Survived 35 years of clumsiness with a life story loosely based on the Final Destination films.

Deathly afraid of frogs. Can't ride a bicycle.

Dedicated to maintaining my hourglass figure with at least one pizza a fortnight (extra cheese). Men who enjoy curves highly recommend me, "a bum as round as the moon - five stars!".

Men who enjoy gym bunnies have never been able to rate me. Their passion for exercise annoyed me greatly, so I ate them.

Seeking friendship, good conversation, excitement and ongoing casual intimacy of a discreet nature.

Ideal Partner:

Whilst I'd much prefer the company of an intelligent, witty and darkly comedic gentleman who is looking for a discreet connection and excitement away from the real world, my expectations of online connections are entirely unknown, so at this point I'd be content with a well-mannered chap who doesn't do a murder on me. At least not before I finish my beer.

Good conversation is an absolute must. Whether laughing at a terrible punchline or discussing the deepest parts of our minds, it's important that we can enjoy each other's company as well as intimacy.

It goes without saying that a discreet approach and separation from our normal lives is important. Someone on the same page, who is seeking excitement, affection and intimacy but with mutual respect for each other's boundaries.

Other Interests:

Arts / Crafts, Sailing / Boating, Volunteer / Charity, Movies / Cinema, Food and Wine

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