Crispy

About Me:

Hi there.....
(I mean how else do you start this?)

Before I start i'd like to just say to those individuals from our southern parts of the UK for example London, it's really nice you've took the time to look at the profile and sending me a a gift or a message saying "Let's chat" - but really, geographically we aren't close.... I ain't driving, or getting on a train, plane, bike, cycle, chopper, boat or anything to come down there or exchange photo's as there is VERY LITTLE point, perhaps you need to concentrate your energies on someone in your area or slightly away rather than over 4-5 hours ..... and for those who have put places like 'my bedroom' or 'my town'.... please stop you need to be helpful not cryptic they won't get messages back either....
I'm fairly sure you ladies from this area feel the same when men message you 1/2 the country away!

So with that rant out the way....
I am a normal guy, looking for a normal if not slightly crazy lady/lass/woman in which to indulge in various activities.

Read on to see if the below floats your boat...

Ruggedly handsome (I heard that once!).
Boyish charm and sarcastic witty humour.
Not a massively tall guy, (bean pole status is something I don't have), under 6ft so if you after a basketball player I am not it.... but that's vertical, horizonal we are all roughly the same aren't we???
I have some fairly standard and yet amazing likes:
Going on nights out, nights in, TV, Film, Swimming, Squash, Tennis, Football.. The list goes on (if it's not listed i can still like it!)

What else do you need to know... oh yes, I'm married.... but this guy has needs too you know - are you the special friend i've been looking for?

Ideal Partner:

I read things like "I don't have a type" - when you bloody do..... just be honest - it'll save time in the long run!!

AND Don't be a ghoster (someone who just stops talking without explaining why!!!).

Someone to have fun and NO drama with please..... I have that here and don't want or need more....

Someone who can make me laugh, someone who is so amazingly good looking they know I will be punching well below where I should be!!!
My expectation is that you don't have 2 heads ha ha, the rest ..... let's find out.

If you ask for honesty and you get that - don't be offended by what you ask for..... you might find it's refreshing!

Lastly.... have fun!!
That's why we are all here!!!

Other Interests:

Music - Pop / R&B, Music - Rock, Literature / History, Boxing / Wrestling, Cycling, Football / Soccer / Rugby, Gym / Aerobics, Martial Arts, Athletics, Computers / Internet, Theatre / Ballet, Movies / Cinema, Cooking

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