Tickle My Fancy

About Me:

Greetings fellow fun seekers ☺️

I find myself signing back up to IE after a year or so break, and looking for that spark of excitement that this place provides so well. Needless to say this isn’t my first rodeo, and hopefully it won’t be yours either?

Have had a couple of successful affairs from here previously so know it can be found, but this time I’m looking for something ‘just so’ and am happy to take my time to find just that.

Physically I’m short, blonde and a dress size 10. I’m in reasonable shape, going to the gym regularly not ONLY to perve at the all the hotties (although that is a happy benefit 🤌) I’ve lost a large amount of weight so if a bit of loose skin sets your teeth off, then I’d recommend a hard pass at my profile. Photos available to share with a match.

Based in Kent, near the coast and absolutely only looking to meet someone local to me. That means Kent only. And no, it doesn’t matter how awesome a match we’d be if we were only 300 miles closer, the answer is still no. I’ve teased myself with delusions of a happy affair with a long distance previously and not once has it ever worked well.

I work in software and work remotely - but travel every month or so for work. Thankfully, I’m genuinely pretty happy with my work and life in general, and am only looking to add a little something, compliment my existing…. not change anything.

Sexually, I am sub in the bedroom and would be more attracted to someone who was naturally more dominant. I’ll leave the kinks and fetishes out for now, don’t want you running before you’ve finished reading 🤓

One final point from me that I was happily reminded of… if you use ‘tele’ or ‘kik’ or any similar platforms and ask to chat on there, the answer will always be a swift ‘no thanks’. I’m basically a dinosaur and stick to WhatsApp only.

Generally available evenings and weekends only, no daytime availability during the week. Unless for a coffee meet. As I never say no to a good coffee ☕️

Ideal Partner:

Here’s where we reel off the massive list of obscure desires that no human being could ever meet, right?

We’ll start the list with tall, as I know you gents LOVE to see that one. I know, I know. Massive fucking cliche. But I can’t help it, I love tall. However - I’m 5 foot exactly so define tall 🤓

Manly man. Even I’m not quite sure of the meaning of that but i couldn’t think of a better way to say ‘someone big and solid, confident, capable’. Maybe a nice bit of body hair going on, or some tattoos or muscles. Strong arms and shoulders. Yummy!

Smell good. This should be a given though, no? You’d think so right…. The less said about that the better. So yeah, we’re popping this one on the list. A decent aftershave can drive me wild.

Older, I do like older guys and always have done. There is probably some deep rooted daddy issues going on somewhere but let’s roll with it.

Able to laugh at themselves and each other, let’s face it - this is a whole lot more fun when you’re completely comfortable and able to be yourself.

I am looking for someone who is going to be happy being ‘exclusive’, I am only looking for one new IE affair and would require the same from you. Sorrynotsorry.

Oh and if you’re left handed - bonus points!

Other Interests:

Gardening, Gym / Aerobics, Computers / Internet, Travel / Sightseeing, Food and Wine

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