DumbBrunette

About Me:

' Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who is the fairest of them all ? '. I don't do modesty in case you didn't notice.
Ok, I'm 5 feet 9, 138 pounds, Brunette, dumb ( yeah - right ), v good looking, like guys, don't get on too well with women
( they are usually jealous of my looks and the way I am with guys )
I'm not petite. But if you want a midget, have you tried Lilliput ?
Long legs, fairly big boobs ( one guy said 'what do you mean - fairly big'. So allow me to elaborate. Bigger than fairly.
Lets just say, substantial.
(update 20th Sep 2022 - one guy just referred to me as having 'The best rack on IE'. Well, I can't argue.....
I also have a wicked sense of humour. Dry? Maybe, but that's about the only thing that is...
I also keep myself in shape as best as I can.
What god has given me I do not intend to spoil by eating rubbish or drinking too much.

I like walking in the Lake District where I go quite a lot. Climbed a lot of the Wainwrights there.
But don't get the wrong idea about me. If you get the impression of a rough and ready girl then you are wrong.
I also like staying at hotels like the Shard in London. I love my make up, nail varnish, lingerie and nice clothes.
I like mountaineering ( even though I'm not a climber - I have an admiration for people like Alex Honnold who
solo'd El Capitan in Yosetime.). Maybe I will be a climber one day.
I like theatre and poetry.
I like all sorts of music.
Can be quite an easy going girl but quite difficult at times.
Cat lover.
I'm from Dagenham originally. Now live near Epping Forest.
I'm well read. Anything from Marx to De Sade and Shakespeare. And all sorts in between.

Ideal Partner:

What am I looking for ?
Maybe and honest guy.
Not too easy to find these days.
'For to be honest as this world goes is to be one man picked out of 10,000' - as Hamlet said.
I don't mind shy guys. I enjoy the look on their faces when I suggest certain things.
A relationship which may or may not lead somewhere. Not really looking for marriage cos I've been down that road.
But never say never.

Other Interests:

Nature, Arts / Crafts, Astrology / New Age, Cars / Motorcycles, Hiking / Camping, Politics, Literature / History, Cycling, Athletics, Mountaineering, Dancing, Computers / Internet, Water Sports, Theatre / Ballet, Movies / Cinema, Cooking, Food and Wine

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