MsConduct

About Me:

Yes, that is me in the picture and not a Google image!
The following joke gives you some indication of my sense of humour:-
Q: Why were hurricanes usually named after women?
A: Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild, but when they go, they take your house and car.

Ok, so I know my profile is far from the best on here, but haven't you ever been disappointed by something that looks good on paper?
Voluptuous and plenty of fun - but I'll let you be the judge of that. I do not profess to have a perfect figure, I'm no stick insect but thankfully fall short of the BBW category! Please don't message me if you prefer slim women and your subscription is due to expire, so you're willing to move the goal posts.
Blonde (not cup and saucer), blue eyes, two tattoos which are well hidden from public view and one cheeky piercing;-)
Dress smart casual day to day because for the majority of the time I work from the comfort of my own home, business suit when required, and always like to dress to impress for meets.
Not at all high maintenance but do turn out very well. I can be taken anywhere without fear of embarrassment.
After being happily separated for the past 5 years, I'm now finally divorced - please dont let this put you off, you'd have to be something very special for me to disrupt your marriage - I know the rules, if your think you're a player, congratulations because you've just met your coach!
Previous applicants need not apply.
Plus, I assure you, I'm probably less of a bunny boiler than many married women on here.

Ideal Partner:

Looking for someone nice to escape from the real world with, don't expect to find my soul mate, I'm realistic and am aware of what kind of site this is.
Not looking to be spoilt, an unexpected, suggestive text or walk on the beach can be just as heart fluttering as a weekend away - oh ok, probably not!

Other Interests:

Nature, Music - New Age, Music - Rock, Motor Racing, Cooking, Food and Wine

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