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Has anyone else been getting lots of corona-inspired chat up lines ! Hit me with your best ones :'D

He whispers seductively...I've got some ultra soft Charmin toilet paper... and I'm saving it especially for someone like you...

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Enigma.. - 24 Aug, 2023 - 05:50PM

Seriously 😒

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ExoticOrchid - 24 Aug, 2023 - 05:46PM

Hedone - 04:08PM

🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏


Delicious Chaos - 24 Aug, 2023 - 04:08PM

Can I fill you with my baby batter

And yes people that’s why I am the way I am on here ! 🤨

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Enigma.. - 24 Aug, 2023 - 11:29AM

Legs&Eyes…

Perhaps I should copy write my profile lol.

I’d make a fortune 😉❤️

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Enigma.. - 24 Aug, 2023 - 11:28AM

@Dotty Green

I know how to knit lol


1529050 - 24 Aug, 2023 - 10:57AM

Legs and eyes and Enigma - Luckily my profile is that of a 72 year old in Cornwall who likes knitting and tea - not much to copy and paste from there

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Legs&Eyes - 24 Aug, 2023 - 10:36AM

Just checked - yes its still my wording in his profile 2 months later!

Lucky lady that catches him..... haha.....

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Legs&Eyes - 24 Aug, 2023 - 10:24AM

Enigma.. - 24 Aug, 2023 - 10:11AM

Yes I had it about 2 months ago, a guy here in Leeds kept looking at my profile and never messaging. I looked at his eventually - to discover a whole chunk of my bloody wording written into his profile?!!? As a copy and paste, didnt even change the style to suit the rest of his profile...

Its a cheap, useless guy in my opinion, that has to copy and paste a females wording into his own profile cos he 'thought it sounded fantastic' - he didnt actually say whether it was representative of him or not, he just liked the wording????

God, this place.........

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Enigma.. - 24 Aug, 2023 - 10:11AM

I don’t… Covid jokes that is…

However I can now inform you all (drum roll please)…

My profile (male membership wise, here in Scotland) is now being copied and pasted.

To make them appear more interesting. Seriously!!

I don’t know wither to be insulted or take it as a compliment.

😒😏😂🤷🏼‍♀️🤔

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1408586 - 24 Aug, 2023 - 09:55AM

LongThickJohn - 20 Apr, 2020 - 12:06PM

If covid-19 doesn’t take you out.. can I?

Last one!

Brilliant 😂. Me and my then lover decided to carry on meeting due to mental health reasons…. And to trade our ‘unnecessary items’ we’d purchased obvs!

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