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Has anyone else been getting lots of corona-inspired chat up lines ! Hit me with your best ones :'D

He whispers seductively...I've got some ultra soft Charmin toilet paper... and I'm saving it especially for someone like you...

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Pink Eiga - 25 Feb, 2023 - 05:12PM

Paula99 - 25 Feb, 2023 - 02:40PM

A demon! Run!!

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Girl4treat - 25 Feb, 2023 - 04:45PM

@Paula99 I got that too.
However, my favourite pick up is something in the line of 'know what you want on IE and be kind' 😲and he then followed with "sorry the message went before I finished writing it" and nothing else. Just those 2 messages. I didn't bother scratching my head. 😁

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Paula99 - 25 Feb, 2023 - 02:40PM

This is a classic …

I have an 8 inch tongue and I can breathe through my ears. 😖…

What the hell is that all about ?

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Reeby007 - 13 May, 2020 - 09:51AM

ICU and I will make you feel alive again

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1353301 - 20 Apr, 2020 - 01:02PM

I find my profile pic is what starts the conversation, and what you have on your profile, its best to keep it personal and friendly
And something that shows your personality I'm not called sexy for nothing 😉


1376917 - 20 Apr, 2020 - 12:47PM

If I told you you’ve got a beautiful body would you hold it against me (rain check at least for sunnier days)?


1377030 - 20 Apr, 2020 - 12:24PM

I think chat up (or is it ‘pick-up’) lines are best when they’re timeless, but tongue in cheek. Or they at least get a response of some kind.. although hopefully a positive one!

An engaging one that works quite often is the dream job scenario.. “pick a dream job: puppy photographer or pizza critic?” In my experience, millennials can’t resist replying to that.. of course, how you steer that conversation really matters then.

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1376887 - 20 Apr, 2020 - 12:11PM

I’m going one better than my last rolo, I’ll give you my last toilet roll.

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LongThickJohn - 20 Apr, 2020 - 12:06PM

If covid-19 doesn’t take you out.. can I?

Last one!

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LongThickJohn - 20 Apr, 2020 - 12:05PM

You can’t spell quarantine without “u r a q t”

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