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Novel?

Is it just me, or do you get bored of someone sending you a long essay for
a first message? I never bother to read it, cos gurantee probably bore you
to death in real life.
Not here to read a novel, make it nice simple and direct.

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1602525 - 02 Feb, 2024 - 02:42PM

In a word, no.

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giggly hamster - 02 Feb, 2024 - 11:51AM

Me, I love a good jibber jabber, I don't get out much so I ramble like a lunatic when I get the chance, in person or in word.

However I do like to think I can come out with some excellent bollox. the way I see it, anyone can talk shite, but only a master can come out with bollox.

Judas, truth is that women are gods gift. The amount of blokes all baying like rabid dogs trying to get between their legs on here and every other site is proof of that. For every bloke that says no, a hundred will say yes, and you can multiply that by ten if she drops that she takes it up the wrong'un - even if you have to bleach your eyes afterwards,

Me, I love women, as a bona fide lesbian I'd never let a man's bits anywhere near me, but lady bits, oh happy days.

The only golden rule is don't stick your dick in crazy, and if a lady, don't let crazy stick it's dick in you. Never be tempted however bonkers good crazy sex might be, Crazy aftermath fallout is never good - been there, got the t-shirt.

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1644733 - 02 Feb, 2024 - 09:33AM

I would suggest that most essays are a copy and paste. Not many folk have the time or the inclination to write an essay for an intro message 🤷‍♂️

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1628078 - 02 Feb, 2024 - 06:28AM

Haha 💯 actions speak louder than words


Paula99 - 01 Feb, 2024 - 11:47PM

It’s easy to be negative for some people…blame everyone else for their misgivings..someone else’s fault ..

Time to get your head out of your own arse…me thinks

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R Deckard - 01 Feb, 2024 - 11:32PM

A long essay for a first message? And that bores you? Well, given the type of lady I tend to date, I call it a high quality problem. Many (most?) people on IE seem to be challenged to string two sentences together. Automated profiles. Atrocious spelling. Monosyllabic answers. Undecypherable syntax. And on and on...
Does anyone think I am being unfair? Then read the OP itself!! I rest my case...

The rare times I have found someone who can write (and therefore think - yes, the two things do go hand in hand), it was like finding another desperate soul wandering in the desert. And the feeling was always mutual.

So, no, long essays do not bother me, "cus gurantee" the lady has a brain. And that is a good start. Unfailingly.

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FluffyClouds - 01 Feb, 2024 - 11:00PM

JudasKiss -

What makes you think the husband's lost interest? You're really not going to get far with that thinking on here. We're all here for varying reasons.

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1637273 - 01 Feb, 2024 - 08:45PM

No I love it, it means they are hooked in, serious and engaged

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LadyDe - 01 Feb, 2024 - 08:17PM

@judaskiss

Mmmmm …so now I’ve taken my head out my ass, you’re lucky I’ve had an already exhausting day on here …so only my short version …

“Why, just why?”

After that statement you’ll be the only one whose box isnt incoming


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Funguy77 - 01 Feb, 2024 - 03:42PM

@jusakiss

Ohh boy get ready for the incoming 🤦‍♂️

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