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Wildest excuses you’ve told to avoid getting caught…

I’ve had my fair share of nerve-wracking moments over the years when I’ve had to think on my feet to keep my affair under wraps, and it got me thinking… I can’t be the only one, right?What’s the most creative excuse you’ve used, or the closest call you’ve had, to keep your secret safe?For me, I once had to fake a car breakdown to explain why I was “running late” coming home. Nearly got caught, but it worked! :sweat_smile:

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NinaOakley - 29 Aug, 2024 - 01:18PM

Where is always true, what I’m doing often isn’t. When I’ve had longer dates with my IE I’ve been having a day out with my friend, Emma. Short, sweet, regular meetings, he’s a client I visit at home. (Not unexpected in my perfectly legitimate line of business.)

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1218784 - 29 Aug, 2024 - 11:58AM

I had to say that the guy am having a affair with is gay to keep him 😁

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Secrets&Desires - 29 Aug, 2024 - 10:12AM

That I was with Sam (but not the girl friend he thought) 😅🤭


Imnotthemessiah - 28 Aug, 2024 - 11:03PM

Well these are all a bit tame, we've got to up our games here!


ClassyLady77 - 28 Aug, 2024 - 10:11PM

Keep things as near the truth as possible.. 😇

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Bacchus111 - 28 Aug, 2024 - 08:09PM

Although I'm not a believer of gaslighting, in this case if you ever get caught just Deny, Deny, Deny.

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boav91 - 28 Aug, 2024 - 08:16AM

So I tend to try and hide in plain sight. I travel for work on occasion so that is ok and my hours are not set. Also I do really go our with friends and colleagues some evenings and I do go to hotels legitimately for meetings, conferences and to train others. I tend to often say where I am just not what I am doing. That way if my wife looks up where I am, which she has always been able to do on shared accounts, then it is where I said I would be. She has done that a couple of times to check when I would be home and saw where I said I was. I once got a parking ticket at a place but because she knew I was there all she said was remember to put your car reg in next time and called me a silly boy.

Seems to work so far.

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Handyman62 - 27 Aug, 2024 - 12:52PM

The amount of business trips a lot were true, but some were entertainment!

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Youngster04 - 27 Aug, 2024 - 11:59AM

When I was on fab and my ex fella caught me I told him someone stole my nudes and was posting them as I wouldn't put them out there myself he believed it 😅


Scousejack - 25 Aug, 2024 - 10:52PM

I invent a night shift or I’m doing out of hours that’s how I get away with it.

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