Comments (108)

Quirky-Birdy - 18 Jun, 2025 - 09:51PM

I love a good joke or chat up line....as long as it's said in a fun way not serious or sleezy!
However I do say in my profile that you should open with a joke.

Definitely need to send a message that shows you have actually read my profile.

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LottaLoz - 18 Jun, 2025 - 03:42PM

Pick up on something from the profile- show you've actually read it- it's a bombardment of- you've intrigued me....or just a hey.... Or terrible chat up lines. Pick an interest and lead with that!

Kisses The Texture Of Velvet - 02 Jun, 2025 - 05:52AM

Chaps,

Make use of the subject box to get a lady's interest and stand out from the other unread messages in her inbox. Then make a comment on her profile in the message body. Then ask an interesting question for her to reply to.

That's what gets me reading and replying to messages.

Velvet x

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TailInstinct - 01 Jun, 2025 - 08:15PM

We are trying to impress and be impressed . We impress by standing out - it's almost impossible to be completely authentic in an opening line but there's something about humour that achieves most authenticity per unit word used. Not helping. Sorry !

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ExoticOrchid - 24 May, 2025 - 07:21PM

KTTOV - 09:21PM

That chat up line for men ... can't think why it is the most effective one ... 🤣🤣🤣

Kisses The Texture Of Velvet - 16 May, 2025 - 09:21PM

Depends if the message/chat up line is for a woman or a man.

For women:

"Hey, I was really struck by that interesting thing on your profile..."

"Im so glad you you love that activity, me too, let's do it together"


For men:

"Fancy a fuck?"

Most effective chat up line ever.

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1610442 - 16 Apr, 2025 - 03:21PM

lol I hear that more times than you know 🤦😂

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EmnEm123 - 16 Apr, 2025 - 03:19PM

Funguy77

You really let yourself down there. 😂

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1610442 - 16 Apr, 2025 - 03:17PM

Or maybe

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you one reason to come over — me.


😂

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1610442 - 16 Apr, 2025 - 03:14PM

Em223

I’m starting to think I’m the comic relief of this form
For instance

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to skip the small talk and get straight to the bad decisions?